Tonalité : F major•
Verse 1
C
Two Jeffs
Bb
F
Jeff is a nice name
C
I know lots of Jeffs
Bb
Some spell it with a G and
F
an E and an O
C
Others just J- E- F- F
Bb
Most of the Jeffs in this
F
world are good people
C
But not all of them
Bb
F
This is a tale of two Jeffs
C
And it has a sad ending
F
C
Verse 2
Bb
Jeff #1 started a company
F
C
To sell everything to everyone ever
Bb
Jeff #2 met the love of his
F
life at Wendy's
C
Where they were flipping burgers together
Bb
Jeff #1 noticed that everyone
F
preferred buying stuff
C
While on the couch in their underpants
Bb
Jeff #2 had three kid s to take care of
F
And one day he saw an advert
C
isement by chance
Verse 3
Dm
Whether you're remembered
F
C
or forgotten by history
Dm
You need to decide what kind
F
of Jeff you want to be
C
Verse 4
Bb
Jeff #1 was hiring part- time grunts
F
C
To run up and down warehouse aisles
Bb
Jeff #2 said any job will do
F
Put on an employable shirt
C
and a hireable smile
Bb
Jeff #1 figured workplace efficiency
F
C
With a secret system of algorithms
Bb
Jeff #2 took every shift that he could
F
Though his passion was souping up
C
car stereo systems
Bb
F
C
Verse 5
Bb
Jeff #1, just call him Evil Jeff
F
I think it's obvious by now
C
he's the villain
Bb
And Jeff # 2, he can be Virtuous Jeff
F
He could only get hired as
C
a seasonal fill- in
Now some say Evil Jeff
Bb
wasn't evil at all
F
What's wrong with making
C
a bazillion dollars
Try telling that to people
Bb
like Virtuous Jeff
F
Working and watching their own
C
dollars get smaller
Verse 6
Dm
Whether you're remembered
F
or forgotten by history
C
Dm
You need to decide what
F
kind of Jeff you want to be
C
Verse 7
Bb
Evil Jeff invented robot spies
F
C
And convinced everybody to buy one
But Virtuous Jeff had neither
Bb
time nor the money
F
And he didn't want to own
C
his own Dalek or Cylon
Bb
Evil Jeff said these humans
are working too slowly!
F
C
So he increased their hourly targets
He told Virtuous Jeff, son,
Bb
you just have to work harder
F
He was selling his sweat,
C
it was a buyer's market
F
C
Verse 8
One night when the warehouse
Bb
was particularly busy
F
Virtuous Jeff collapsed
C
in the middle of the floor
His fellow workers tried to help
Bb
the best that they could
F
But he was dead before the
C
paramedics got to the door
And nothing ever happened
Bb
to Evil Jeff,
F
He just keeps playing the
C
role of the villain
But one day there will be one
Bb
too many Virtuous Jeffs
F
And they will rise up together
C
and kill him
Verse 9
Dm
Whether you're remembered
F
C
or forgotten by history
Dm
You need to decide what kind of
F
C
Jeff you want to be
Verse 10
Dm
Whether we're remembered
F
C
or forgotten by history
Dm
We need to decide what kind
F
of Jeff we want to be
Outro 1
C
F
C
As-tu aimé la chanson ?
Tu dois te pour laisser une évaluation.
AccordeurE A D G B E
AccordsC Bb F Dm
Plus de chansons de Ariel Sharratt
Découvrez des accords pour jouer plus de chansons
Accords populaires dans le monde entier
Accords et tablatures les plus joués par tous les utilisateurs
Ajout récent
Accords et tablatures récents