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Verse 1
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The Robots vs. Mrs. Patel
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Verse 2
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The year was 2020, and the hu
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mans weren't doing so well
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For instance take the interesting
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case of Mrs. Anjuli Patel
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She worked at the Easyday supermarket,
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which gave her no special enjoyment
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It was not a good job, but it was a job,
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and she was grateful to have the employment
Verse 3
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It was a Wednesday but to Mrs. Patel it was
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a workday just like any other
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She was pre occupied thinking of how she felt guilty
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about not spending time with her mother
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When she arrived at her workplace she stopped
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at the sight of something that glittered and gleamed
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In place of her usual register was a
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shining self- checkout machine
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Verse 4
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Then out of her normally well- mannered
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mouth came words like fucking and hell
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And that was the start of the terrible tale of the
robots versus Mrs Patel
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Verse 5
Well her boss was a pencil moustache with a pulse,
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his eyes traveled south like Vasco da Gama
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And he leered and he jeered and he said with
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a sneer Mrs P, let's not have any drama,
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This is Secure Checkout Auto- Bot 1000, S
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CAB 1000 if you prefer
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You'll be training our customers to use it,
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and dealing with problems that may occur
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Now Mrs. Patel thought of strangling him with
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the lanyard that held her ID card
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But she needed the work even more since her
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husband lost his job as a security guard
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And she was spending her evenings in night school,
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learning coding and programming skills
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One day soon enough, she thought to herself,
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I'll get off this wage slavery treadmill
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So she opened SCAB
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1000's manual to page one,
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and thought to herself:
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We'll see who will win in this battle I call the
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robots vs. Mrs. Patel
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Verse 8
Helping customers learn how to use the machines
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with which they would soon be replaced
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Was an irony from which Mrs Patel and her colleagues
found they just could not escape
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Some plotted sabotage, some dreamed of a union,
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but Mrs Patel knew the truth
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When ro bots and bosses find common
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causes there is nothing poor workers can do
Verse 9
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Or that's what she thought until one fateful evening
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in her late- night advanced coding class
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When she learned about strategies known
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to the nerds as adversarial attacks
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So she coded a way to trick the machines to check
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out items that didn't exist
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And to charge the fake shopping to her boss's
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account before he knew what he'd missed
Verse 10
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A little algorithm helped her bankrupt the system
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and the rest of the franchise as well
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And in a way you could say that the robots joined forces
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with the hero called Mrs Patel
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Verse 11
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Now she's revered as a binary Robin Hood
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throughout the subcontinent
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The workers all dance in capital's ashes
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and sing of her accomplishments
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And she and her team of rebellious machines
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are redistributing the wealth
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All you bosses and bankers had better beware
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of the robots and Mrs Patel
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