Tonalité : G major
Intro 1
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She cooks with lard,
Verse 1
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Loves hot food bars.
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A quart of sweet tea,
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And fried pork skins.
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Can't get enough,
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Eats 'til she's stuffed.
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Goes to the bathroom,
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Then she comes back again.
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She thinks she looks
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just like Madonna,
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When she runs her greasy fingers
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Through her bleach blonde hair.
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Most times, she'll place another order,
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And, Lordy, have mercy on
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that little bitty chair.
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She's got a butt bigger than the Beatles,
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Eatin' me out of house and home.
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Her booty size, well, it outta be illegal.
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She has a hard time, sittin' on the throne.
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Hamburgers,
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hot dogs; cheese fries and coleslaw.
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A dozen bearclaws; yum,
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yum, yum.
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Loves sausage links; hates
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diet drinks.
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Takes up both seats, in a two-seater car.
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car.
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Her doctor said: "Lay off the bread,"
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But he didn't say nothin'
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'bout a Snickers bar.
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She drinks sweet milk by the gallon,
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And she'd never eat a salad
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or a lean cuisine.
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Then she'll lay spread out
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on the hammock,
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After she's done her damage
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at the Dairy Queen.
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She's got a butt bigger than the Beatles,
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Folks make fun 'cause
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she's overgrown.
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Her rump's shaped like
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a Volkswagen Beetle.
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She gives new meaning to the
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words: "Big boned".
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Bagels and cream
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cheese; vanilla ice cream.
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A tub of whipped cream; yum,
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yum, yum.
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No, you won't find her name on the
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weight loss wall of fame,
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Down at Jenny Craig's.
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When she cleans 'em out
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at the waffle house,
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They'll bring in more
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ham and eggs , oh.
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She's got a butt bigger than the Beatles.
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Her favorite food is
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chocolate ding-dongs.
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It's wide enough to play line-backer
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for for the Eagles.
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Deon Sanders better leave her alone.
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Try chicken that's baked,
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or fat-free milk milk shake.
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Enough for God's sake: Stop
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the insanity.
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Weight watchers, yeah.
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Weight watchers, yeah.
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Yeah, I watched her weight.
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I watched it go from one seventeen
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and a quarter when I married her,
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To three hundred and seventeen and a half,
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two-and-a-half years years years years later. Mooo!
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But I still love ya, honey.
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