Tonalité : D major
Intro 1
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Verse 1
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or Noam Chomsky wearing a strap on
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Asus4
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or Noam Chomsky wearing a strap
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Asus4
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Bridge 1
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So put your cell phones to vibrate
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And put your vibrators to cell phone mode
Verse 2
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it goes a little bit like this, joke, exactly
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Welcome to my flow it flows a little bit like this
Swift rap on the wrist a wrap and a kiss
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Like Hershey's wrapping a kiss shit
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I got a show that'll test ya kid
And then ask one question and the question is
Chorus 1
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What's funny? What's funny? What's funny?
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What's funny? What's funny? What's funny?
Funny, fu-funny
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Funny
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What's funny? What's funny? What's funny?
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What's funny? What's funny? What's funny?
Verse 3
Funny, oh yeah
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Humor is often linked to shared experience
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"Have you noticed that public restrooms have
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really inefficient hand dryers?"
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Oh my god, yes I have, ha ha ha
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Really good point they should fix that
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somebody finally gets me
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which has constantly forced me
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to lose all sense of self
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So it's nice to think about hand dryers
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and not that cheating whore
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actually pretty easy
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If your an Asian comic just get up and say
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"My mothers got the weirdest fucking accent"
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Then just do a Chinese accent
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Because they privately thought
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that your people were laughable
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And now you've given them the chance
Bridge 2
to express that in public
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Oh yeah
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If you're a musical comic
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Just give 'em a little weird voice inflection
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Then take a Viagra
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and slap 'em with a rock hard misdirection
Chorus 2
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What's funny? What's funny? What's funny?
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What's funny? What's funny? What's funny?
Funny, fu-funny
Tourettes!
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Funny
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What's funny? What's funny? What's funny?
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What's funny? What's funny? What's funny?
Funny, oh
When the audience says
Verse 4
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When I was a baby, maybe I laughed
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to people jiggling keys
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Now I'm older and bolder and just get mad
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cause I notice that the keys are to a hummer
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Fuck my life I don't fuck my wife
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So fuck my wife and fuck my life
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And my son is gay, but not sitcom gay
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Daughters a whore like like another girl
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I wanna teen without screaming prima-donna
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But the radical feminists made my wife a man
Bridge 3
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Oh, and if I die happy the situation will be
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I hate my life and it hates me back
Verse 5
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But I don't know what to call him
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So I just call him "What-up Jamaal"
Even though his name is Steve
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I'm slowly slipping into a solipsistic coma
And I masturbate 'cause I'm the only one
who's standards are low enough to fuck me
Chorus 3
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What's funny? What's funny? What's funny?
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What's funny? What's funny? What's funny?
Funny, fu-funny
It's a boy!
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What's funny? What's funny? What's funny?
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What's funny? What's funny? What's funny?
Funny, yeah
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Hopefully this
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