Well I always thought
Jamaica or the
Netherlands would be the place for weed
But then I got a call from
Switzerland and my help
is what they needed
Was a hip hop band and you understand
it's sure for me to come
As long as we were raging stage it
sure was loads of fun
Backstage the room was crowded
with most different folks
There was cheese from here to here
And a thick cloud of folk
And I thought, what the hell,
I know that smell
That's the last thing that I bought
When somebody handed
me a huge glass tub
We smoked that witty witty bong
Witty witty bong
Witty witty bong, witty bong, bing bong
Witty witty bong
Witty witty bong
Witty witty bong
Smoking all night long
Back in
Bavaria things got even scarier
Needed a place to hide
So I took a ride on my mountain bike
Into the
Bavarian heights
Unluckily I didn't see the clouds
Gathering behind my back
And minutes later I was in the center
Of a thunderstorm attack
I was lost in fear when I saw a beard
Behind that beard a man
Smiling and waving me into his
Saving cottage and
He gave me a hand, gave me cheese,
buttermilk and then
On the table I saw that
huge glass tub again
We smoked that weedy -weedy -bong
Weedy -weedy -bong
Weedy -weedy -bong,
weedy -bong, bing -bong
Weedy -weedy -bong
Weedy -weedy -bong
Weedy -weedy -bong,
weedy -bong, bing -bong
Weedy -weedy -bong
Weedy -weedy -bong
Weedy -weedy -bong
Smoking all night long
Weedy weedy bong, weedy weedy bong,
weedy weedy bong of a fart too strong.
Time stretches.
Somebody just flushed the
toilet on my insides.
I'm melting to the floor, onto all fours,
right onto the carpet.
What beautiful colors.
Green, yellow, red, brown,
red again.
An d a stain that looks like a horse.
A horse on a bike.
And with horror, I see my fingers walking,
walking away from me, happily whistling cocaine
into the toilet.
And my eyes are marbles
rolling underneath the table.
An d my feet are dancing man
go django in the oven.
And I'm nothing,
I'm nothing left than my brain.
And then there he is again,
all beard and man.
He's standing in the door, his eyes red and sore,
and I go, no, please, let me go.
And he says, no.
And in his hands,
there's that evil glass tub smoking.
And I go, please, no.
I just, I just want to go home.
The thunders,
there's no more thunderstorms.
God, let me go.
But I can't.
Ah,
God damn it!
No!
We smoked that weedy weedy bong,
Weedy weedy bong,
Weedy weedy bong,
Weedy bong bing bong,
Weedy weedy bong,
Witty witty bong, witty witty bong,
smoking all night long
Witty witty bong, witty witty bong,
witty witty bong, up apart too strong
Witty witty bong, witty witty bong, witty witty bong,
smoking all night long
Steer it up, little darling
Steer it up, yeah
Steer it up , little darling
Steer it up, yeah
I,
I, I shot the sheriff
But I did not shoot no deputy
No woman, no crime
Execute woman of the people
I don't like reggae, I do, I hate it,
and if there is some god above, I promise that
I'll never ever smoke that evil shite again,
it ruined my brain and I'm not the same man
anymore.
God.
Weedy weedy bong, weedy weedy bong,
weedy weedy bong, smoking all night long, weedy
Wee dee dee bong, wee dee wee dee bong,
wee dee wee dee bong, that was far too strong.
Wee dee wee dee bong, wee dee wee dee bong,
wee dee wee dee bong, smoking all night long.
Wee dee wee dee bong, wee dee wee dee bong,
wee dee wee dee bong, that was far too strong.
Wee dee wee dee bong, wee dee wee dee bong,
wee dee wee dee bong, smoking all night long.
Witty witty bong, witty witty bong,
witty witty bong got my heart beat strong
Witty witty bong, witty witty bong,
witty witty bong sparkin' all night long
Witty witty bong, witty witty bong,
witty witty bong got my heart beat strong
Witty witty bong, witty witty bong,
witty witty bong
Bossy, -ssy,
Bo
B -o -ssy
Bossy, bo -ssy, -ssy, -y
Steer it up!
Bananafishbones 
