Tonalité : C major
Intro 1
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Em
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G
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Em
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G
Verse 1
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Why did monkeys use my mouth
Am
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G
as a toilet and then decide to wipe with my hand?
C
Why's my big brain giving birth to a baby and it's
Am
F
crying and kicking in my head?
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F
Verse 2
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G
F
That's the last time I get drunk.
C
G
F
C
G
That's the last time I get wasted. That's the last time
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I have sex with someone I don't know.
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G
F
Yeah, but I can see my life is fucked. Yeah,
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G
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D
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but I can see my life is wasted. Yeah, but I can see the bars are open so let's get another round.
Interlude 1
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Em
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Em
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Verse 3
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Why did someone shave my head and write dork
Am
F
G
in magic marker all over my face?
C
Who's that couple in my bed?
They hooked up last night,
Am
there's condoms all over the place.
F
G
Verse 4
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Em
G
F
That's the last time I get drunk.
G
F
C
That's the last time I get wasted. That's the last time
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D
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F
I wake up in someone else's clothes.
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F
G
F
C
Yeah, but I can see my life is fucked. Yeah, but I can see my life is wasted. Yeah, but I can see the
G
D
G
bars are open so let's get another round.
Interlude 2
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Am
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C
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Am
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Am
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Verse 5
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Where did I loose my cell phone?
F
Who stole all of my cologne?
C
Why the hell do I smell
G
just like a bowling alley?
Am
G
Is this the be st that it gets?
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C
G
Gentlemen please place your bets.
C
G
I'll be laid in my grave before
C
I'm only 43.
Verse 6
Why did monkeys use my mouth as a toilet and
Am
F
G
then decide to wipe with my hand?
C
Why's my big brain giving birth to a baby and it's
Am
F
G
F
crying and kicking in my head?
C
G
That's the last time I get
Verse 7
F
drunk.
G
F
G
That's the last time I get wasted. That's the last time
D
G
F
I have sex with someone I don't know.
G
F
G
F
Yeah, but I can see my life is fucked. Yeah, but I can see my life is wasted. Yeah, but
G
D
G
I can see the bars are open so let's get another round.
Outro 1
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Em
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G
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Em
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C
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