Tonalité : D major•
Verse 1
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Well, Max, Max,
do you know something?
Last night I had a nightmare.
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I know. I saw you with her.
That's nice. That's nice.
Love, look at that.
Look at that.
A round of applause.
That'll be the best joke
of the evening.
Here's another one.
Here, listen.
A
I once had a date with a fat girl.
D
She weighed over twenty stone two.
G
Because I was late,
C
she said, you're all behind.
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I said, blimey, well, what about you?
Oh!
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Oh, we're getting it for
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D
a certainty here.
Listen, Lonnie,
Abdim
I've got a shock for you.
D
I passed your house last night
G
and I saw you kissing your wife.
D
I've got a shock for you. Yeah?
I didn't go home last night.
A
D
Oh.
G
Go on then, sing us something.
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G
A
With Winnie I went in the woodlands.
D
She was an innocent dear.
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C
I sent you, you know why I brought you.
Am
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She said no, but I've got an idea
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D
Abdim
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Hey Max, do you believe
there's such a thing
such a thing as a good girl gone wrong?
No, I think it's just a bad girl found out
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A
The lady was tattooed all over
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she'd a battleship close to her hip
A
A sailor then said to his mate,
D
Let us wait and see if she
scuttles the ship.
Abdim
That's a nice one.
That's nice.
G
D
I like that. I like that.
That is nice.
It surely is yours.
I do. I like that.
Here, what would you do
if you had a squeak in
the back of your car?
What?
What would you do
if you had a squeak in the back
of your car?
I'd throw her out. Oh!
He knows all the answers,
doesn't he?
G
Here, listen to this.
A
A boy in school one day was crying.
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G
The teacher was ever so kind
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G
When he told her that he'd
C
lost his rubber
D
She said, use little Willy's behind
Hey! You're at it again,
you're at it again
I can't help it, it comes to me,
it's natural
It's natural, I can't help it
You'll get yourself a bad name
I know
Whoa
Here, listen to this here, Max
I've got a date,
I've got a date with a chefineer
A chevronniere?
Abdim
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Abdim
That's a tall thing with drawers.
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G
I know. I've still got a date. Ah!
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Here. Chorus. Good.
A
My wife makes a good Sunday's dinner
D
She doesn't give me pork and beans
G
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A cut off the joint and some cabbage
D
She knows that I'm fond of me greens
G
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
That's funny.
A
We stood with two girls in the doorway,
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the moon up above shining bright.
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We said to those girls, do say something,
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they said it and then said goodnight.
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Am
That is the finish of another spot of fun,
D
hope you've enjoyed it
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each and every one.
Now that you've heard us
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don't think we're both insane,
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so cheerio until we meet
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again.
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You
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AccordeurE A D G B E
AccordsD G A C Abdim...
D
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A
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Abdim
Am
Capo: Pas de capo
Transposer: 0
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