I
am a very important per son.
I've acquired a genetically altered handshake
capable of speeds up to 30 mph.
Hair arranged by the most advanced
landscape surveil lance operators our
Company can af ford.
I have
a very expensive pen.
I use big words quite often in substitution for
semantically equivalent words.
I attribute this success to my professional
de meanor and my strong stock
Port fo lio.
Though it may not ap pear so,
I am quite comfortable in my surroundings.
I have everything,
let me show you around.
Smile you fucker, it's not often
you get this chance.
Love is just an ex
changeof corporate documents.
I've reviewed your rapport and I feel you're
a pro spect for mechanical
Salvation.
This is a joint venture that will be mutu
ally advantageous to both parties
Involved.
Technically this is just a business merger.
A consolidation of
liquid assets.
We are respect ively geared towards
customer service.
There is a great possibility for corporate
sponsorship if you're willing,
I am sure we could
synchronize agendas.
Swift, and efficient satisfaction.
Through in novative planning,
We could form a strong strategic partnership
capable of overcoming sensitive
And ad verse predicaments which will be discussed
at the next goals assessment
Meeting.
Promotion possibil
ity and additional benefits are diagrammed in my
Preliminary objective
outline.
Raises are granted based on performance.