The Lord made Adam,
the Lord made Eve.
He made them both a little
naive.
They lived as free as
the summer breeze,
without pajamas and
without chemise.
That is, until they stumbled
on the apple tree
Then she looked at him,
and he looked at her
An d they knew immediately
what the world was for
He said, give me my cane
Then he asked
for his hat
The time has come, he said
To begin the beget
So they begat Cain
They begat Abel
Who begat the rabble
At the Tower of Ba bel
They begat the coins
They begat old rocks
And they begat the people
Who believed in stocks
How they did begat
Even more than that,
when the bigot got to getting
un der par,
they begat the daughters of the D .A .R.,
they begat the babbits of the bourgeois ie,
who begat the misbegotten
V .I .P.
It was so pleasing to Jezebel,
pleasing to Ruth
It pleased the League of Women,
Chavez and Deleuze
Though the movie censors
tried the facts to hide
The movie goes up and they multiply
How they multiply
How they multiply
as soon as it swept the world
Every land and lingo,
it became the rage,
it was bigger
than bingo.
The white beget, the red beget, the folks,
should have stood in bed, they beget.
Then there was another thing,
the Greeks beget,
even the Swedes beget.
You know, the Britishers
and their tweeds beget
And Lord, Lord,
Lord, what their seeds beget
Scranton Pennsylvanians beget
Strict vegetarians, they beget
Honorary Aryans beget
They start from Genesis,
honey, they beget
Her oes, ministers, everybody beget
Fat filibusters, they beget
And the income tax adjusters, they beget
It was naturaler and naturaler to beget
And sometimes even the bachelor,
he beget
Didn't matter which way they beget
Sons of heavy Jews, they beget
So bless them all I'm telling you, honey,
I want you to bless them
Oh, bless them all who go to battle
And heed the call of
the be getter
I end it with you