I'ma have to smoke,
I'ma have to fucking toke
Keep it in my lungs like an inside joke
No damn hope, I loc with the game
Got married at the crack
hotel in south man
Holler if you feel me, wet like willy
Got my own island like that
little nigga Gilly
And the dang Skipper,
fucking that Ginger
Could of played proball but I got injured
Man I wouldn't kid you,
I'ma throw dew
Got a fine bitch in the 6-0-2
It's more on the menu, I'ma get in you
You watch Ms. America,
I fucked Ms. Virginia
I'm known to burst, skip go to church
Got the block hotter than your
girlfriend penurch
I'ma scrape the curbs with my
brand new twenties
Go buy some more cause to
me they just pen nies
I won two emmys, man I win awards
Got so much heat I could
open up your pours
Fresh out the county, fresh like downy
Now my mama high,
cause she ate my weed brownies
Now she tripping calling 9-1-1
I'm sad cause she called
me a what a bad son
But I promise it's gone wear off soon
Do what I do and just
watch some cartoons
I'm on calhoun, sometimes I feel used
Cause a hoe just want to get
in my fruit of the loom
I'm about the shrooms, I'ma
spread the news
SPM undefeated can't lose
Hit the dank smooth, all night long
I love mama tattooed on my arm
Dopehouse charm,
with the diamonds in it
I'ma fuck Missy Elliot for one minute
Then I be finished, I smoke spinach
Just like Popeye except a little different
I sell reggie but I smoke hydro ponic
I got more brown bags
than shoes and sonic
Man I'm on it, I mean I'm on my hustle
Never love a bitch cause I
just don't trust her
Never popped the question,
I'ma stay a bachelor
I'm in the kitchen flipping
cookies with my spatula
Do what I have to, on the third chapter
Talk with my glock when I
come holler at you
Call me the greaser,
roach and a tweezer
Don't fuck with that nigga
cause he's a
Motherfucking killer out the Hilla,
co caine dealer
Get my shit off a eighteen wheeler
My niggas, niggas, bar sippers
Now I'm packing flippers,
large old flippers
You can play hockey,
I'ma play hookie
On the mic niggas say that
I'm the dookie
They trying to shoot me,
cause I'm making movies
Went gold twice, buy ice and rubies
I'ma eat at Lugies, save my doobies
She in a D cup cause I
bought them boobies
I'ma take the tuna, shoes are puma
I'ma go on vacation to Blue Lagoona
Cause I like to scuba, on the island Aruba
I'ma eat a bowl of beans and
I'ma play the tuba
See I'm awful throwed,
y'all should also know
That I'm with a swamp thing
and Papa Dough
And he frozen,
got the what house on the ocean
Fuck her in the ass
with some suntan lotion
All in the open, where people could see
My nextdoor neighbor's
taking pic tures of me
I'm a powerful man,
I bought a house on the sand
Bought the lot and told the cops
get off of my land
With my barbie, I'ma throw a party
They want my autograph
but I don't got a sharpie
No more bacardi, I'm drunk
I need some coffee
About to throw up bitch
get the fuck off me
But anyway man, hold them up,
who is you
You ain't my girlfriend,
my girlfriend was wearing blue
But you suck a good dick,
so I won't say shit
Then I saw the bitch kissing
on my boy Nick
But what he don't know ain't
gone hurt him though
But hold up when he hear this
song he'll be swoll
Man, I'ma have to tell him
that his album sucks
And he shouldn't buy
it or even listen to it once
So let it be a lesson any girl
that you meet
Take her to the store and tell that
bitch to brush her teeth
South Park Mexican 
