So round, so firm,
so fully packed, that's my gal.
So complete from front to back,
that's my pal.
Toasted by the sun, well,
I'm a son of a gun.
If she don't make my five o 'clock shadow,
come around at one.
You can bet your boots I'd walk
a mile through the snow
Just to see her tooth and brush smile
They mention on the radio
If you don't think she's a lot of fun
Just ask a man that owns one
So round, so firm, so fully packed
That's my gal, oh
Jimmy
So round, so firm, so fully packed,
that's for me.
She's just like a money
-back guarantee.
Like a bar fly goes for drink, like the
Bobby
Sox go for crank, an d just like
Jesse
James would go for money in the bank.
From head to foot she's perfect size, she's a whiz,
always wears a .45 gun, that is.
She's got the looks that's so impressive,
she's got the paws that's so refreshing,
so round, so firm, so fully packed, that's my gal,
yeah.
She's done told me I'm top hand
Won't be long till she wears my brand
So round, so firm, so fully packed
That's my gal