Tonalité : C minor
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Y 'all act like you've never seen a white
Verse 1
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person before
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Jaws all on the floor like Pam
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Like Tommy just burstin' the door
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They started whoopin' her ass
Dm
first than before
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They first were divorced,
sewin' her over furniture
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It's the return of the
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Oh wait, no wait, you're kidding
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He didn't just say what I think he did,
Em
did he?
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Dm
And Dr. Dre said
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Nothing, idiots, Dr. Dre's dead,
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he's locked in my basement
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Feminist women love him and him
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Chicka, chicka, chicka,
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Slim Shady, I'm sick of him
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Look at him, walkin' around,
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rappin' his you -know -what
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Flippin' a you -know -who
Yeah, but he's so cute though
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Yeah, I probably got a couple
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of screws up in my head loose
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But no worse than what's goin' on
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in your parents' bedrooms
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Sometimes I wanna get on TV
and just let loose
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But can't, but it's cool
for Tom Green
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to hump a dead moose
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My bum is on your lips,
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my bum is on your lips
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And if I'm lucky,
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you might just give it a little kiss
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And that's the message
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that we deliver to little kids
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And expect them not to know
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what a woman's clitoris is
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Of course they're gonna know
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what intercourse is
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By the time they hit fourth grade
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They got the Discovery Channel,
don't they?
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We ain't nothing but mammals
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Well, some of us cannibals
Who cut other people open
like cantaloupes
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But if we can hump dead animals
and antelopes
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Then there's no reason
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that a man and another man can't elope
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But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
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Wo men, wave your pantyhose
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Sing the chorus and it goes
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I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real shady
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All you other Slim Shadys
Bm
are just imitating
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So won't the real Slim Shady
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please stand up,
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please stand up, please stand up
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Cause I'm Slim Shady,
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yes I'm the real Shady,
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all you other Slim Shadys are
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just imitating
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So won't the real Slim Shady
Dm
please stand up,
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Bm
Em
please stand up, please stand up
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C
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Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps
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to sell records, well I do
Em
So fuck him and fuck you too,
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if you think I give a damn about a Grammy
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Half of you critics can't
even stomach you,
Em
let alone stand me
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But Slim, what if you win,
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wouldn't it be weird?
Why?
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So you guys can just lie to get me here,
Em
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so you can sit me here next
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to Britney Spears
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Christina Aguilera better
Em
switch me chairs
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So I can sit next to Carson Daly
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and Fred Durst
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And hear him argue over who
she gave head to first
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Little bitch put me on blast on MTV
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Yeah he's cute but I
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think he's married to Kim
Em
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I should download her audio on MP3
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And show the whole world
how you gave him an MVD
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I'm sick of you little girl
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and boy groups
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All you do is an noy me
So I have been sitting here to destroy you
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And there's a million of us just like me
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Who cuss like me,
Em
who just don't give a fuck like me
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Who dress like me, walk,
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talk an d act like me
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And just might be the next best thing
But not quite me!
Cause I'm Slim Shady,
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yes I'm the real Shady
C
All you other Slim Shadys
Bm
are just imitating
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So won't the real Slim Shady
Dm
please stand up?
C
E
Please stand up, please stand up
Am
Cause I'm Slim Shady,
Dm
yes I'm the real Shady
C
All you other Slim Shadys
Bm
are just imitating
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So won't the real Slim Shady
Dm
please stand up?
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Em
Please stand up, please stand up
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C
I'm like a head trip to listen to
Dm
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Cause I'm only giving you things
you joke about with your friends
Em
Inside your living room
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the only difference is I got the balls
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To say it in front of y 'all
and I don't gotta be false
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or sug ar coated at all
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I just get on a mic and spit it
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and whether you'd like to admit it
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I just shit it better than 90 %
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of you rappers outkin
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Then you wonder how can kids eat up
these albums like Valiums
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It's funny, cause at the rate
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I'm going when I'm 30
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I'll be the only person in
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the nursing home flirting
Pinch a nurse's asses
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while I'm jacking off a Jurgens
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And I'm jerking,
but this whole back of
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Viagra isn't working
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And every single person
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is a slim shady lurking
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He could be working at Burger King,
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spitting on your onion rings
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Or in the parking lot circling,
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screaming I don't give a fuck
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With his windows down and his system up
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So will the real shady please stand up
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Put one of those fingers on each hand up
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And be proud to be out of your mind
and out of control
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And one more time, loud as you can,
how does it go?
I'm Slim Shady, yes,
Dm
I'm the real Shady
C
All you other Slim Shadys
Bm
are just imitating
Am
So won't the real Slim Shady
Dm
please stand up?
C
Em
Please stand up, please stand up
Am
Cause I'm Slim Shady,
Dm
yes, I'm the real Shady
C
All you other Slim Shadys
Bm
are just imitating
Am
So won't the real Slim Shady
Dm
please stand up?
C
Am
Please stand up, please stand up
Cause I'm Slim Shady,
Dm
yes, I'm the real Shady
C
All you other Slim Shadys
Bm
Em
are just imitating
Am
So won't the real Slim Shady
Dm
C
please stand up, please stand up,
Em
please stand up
Am
Cause I'm Slim Shady,
Dm
yes I'm the real Shady,
C
all you other Slim Shadys
Bm
are just imitating
Am
So won't the real Slim Shady
Dm
C
please stand up, please stand up,
Am
please stand up
Dm
C
Haha, guess there's a Slim
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Shady in all of us
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Fuck it, let's all stand up
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