They call it that good
ol' mountain dew
And them that refuse it are few
I'll shut up my mug if you fill up my jug
With that good ol' mountain dew
Down the road from me
there's an old hollow tree
Where you lay down a dollar or two
When you come around the bend,
when you come back again,
there's a jug full of good
ol' Mountain Dew
My old Aunt June bought
some brand new perfume,
it had such a sweet smell and hue
But to her surprise when she had it analyzed,
it was nothing but good
ol' Mountain Dew
They call it that good ol' mountain view
And them that refuse it all feel
I'll shut up my mug if you fill up my jug
With that good ol' mountain view
Oh, Johnny, come on in one time
Oh, oh, oh
He, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he,
he, Uncle Mort he's so sawed off and short
He only measures about five foot two
But he feels like a giant
when he gets him up high
Now that you know about Purdue
And my brother Phil's
got a steel on the hill
He puts out a gallon or two
And the buzzards in the sky
get so dizzy they can't fly
Just from smellin' that good
ol' Mountain Dew
They call it that good ol' Mountain Dew
They want that big pinchin' of me
I'll shut up my mug if you fill up my jug
With that good ol' Mountain Dew