Tonalité : B minor
Verse 1
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Shit! He's
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Dm
Am
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here!
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Dm
Hi. How you doing?
Is this the right place for
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that furniture?
F
Yeah, sure is. Come on in.
Dm
Pretty nice place here.
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The cupboards are fucking nice touch.
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Am
So that's the couch, eh?
Yeah, we got some...
C
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Let's take a look at that upholstery
F
right there.
Am
pretty fucking nice, eh?
Hey, are you alright?
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Em
She's real upholstery.
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I ain't seen nothing like that
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Em
since, uh, shit back in -
Am
Motherfucker!
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You want my fucking couch?!
Em
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You motherfucker!
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I need your motherfucking brain!
Em
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You can't have my couch!
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Em
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What the fuck you thinking?!
Then come here,
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you big fat motherfucker!
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Get a table!
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E
Em
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I was never popular,
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this side of me
Fuck school, school never liked me
Cool!
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All the kids would always beat me
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until I'm half dead
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Make fun of the size of my forehead
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But that shit never bothered me
Dm
See, mama and mama,
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they own a lot of property
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They had a science lab in the basement
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And that's where my free time,
C
well, my time was spent
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I made a mouse with a chicken head
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It clucked three times, cluck, cluck, cluck
And then it was dead
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I made a lot of things though
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Like a frog with a tur key neck
It was the shit
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But I'm still lonely, I need a homie
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So I collected limbs
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and made me a zombie
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I could've made a gurney friend
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But fuck that, I got my gurney right here
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Yeah I need the direction,
Em
E
Em
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You can call me Matt Professor
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Silence
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Am
I will make a friend for me
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F
I need the direction,
Em
You can call me Matt Professor
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Em
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Am
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C
Am
So this is like,
where you live?
That's right.
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F
Why, you don't like I mean...
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Oh my god, it's dirty!
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Do you like...
Shut up, bitch!
Give me a three -dollar bill!
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I used so many body parts, it was crazy
Dm
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I killed a whole bunch of motherfuckers,
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like what? 80?
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They all chipped in on
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my special friend
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Everything helps, even if you got a finger
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I hear the other children
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playin' outside
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Keep it down you little bitches,
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I'll skin your fuckin' eyes
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Stressful, this party's wack
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F
Somehow I gotta attach this nutsack
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Shit, fuck, I'm soarin' off an elbow
Dm
Lookin' at the mirror,
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I'm like Quasar and Diplo
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Or better yet,
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look out the fuckin' window
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I see the storm's comin' over,
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it's time to roll
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Screw the head on, come on
Dm
It's a thuggish, ruggish bone
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Okay, it's time, make the switch,
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Dm
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turn it up, I heard FU SHIT!
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Didn't work. I need
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a direction huh?
Em
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You can call me mad professor!
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Silence.
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Em
E
Am
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I will make a friend for me!
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I need a direction huh?
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You can call me mad
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professor!
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Silence.
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Em
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Am
We will rule eternity!
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Plenty of creature.
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But which one of us is the horror
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that scares little children?
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Is it me, or is it the man that made me?
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Where is evil is inclined
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to create the awful things in
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life waiting to kill you?
E
Am
Hey, you call for a residential?
Em
Sure did,
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Am
come on in. the truck with it out side,
E
I'm just gonna go ahead and ride it.
Am
Em
I ain't mothafucka,
you just, what,
F
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you just hit me with a frying pan
or something?
Am
What the fucka?
Are you crazy, mothafucka?
E
Em
Ah, this shit hurts!
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I'm gonna fuck you up!
C
Get me out!
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Ah, you fuckin'
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Get back here!
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Ah, you gotta get -
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It was n't always easy, let me tell you
Dm
But fuck that, cause I ain't no failure
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I put the shit with the brains
and the shit with that
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Wait a minute! Do you hear that?
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It's alive, I just gotta wake it up
Dm
Am
Hand me that rocky rock
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Pour it in the cup, give it to his ass
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Wait, hold up, pause
Dm
I ain't cleanin' his drawers,
man, fuck that
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Get it back, get it ready, it's almost time
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Paint his ugly face up, almost like mine
C
I see him twitchin', I'm on a roll
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He can help each other out,
well, bet the catapult
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Turn the herbs all the way up for this shit
Am
An d just wait for the light
to focus a hint
C
Did it work?
You make the call
Shaggy?
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E
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Em
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What up, y 'all?
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Em
You can call me mad professor,
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F
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E
will rule eternity
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Em
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You can call me
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F
mad professor, we
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We will rule eternity
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E
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Am
You can call me mad
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E
professor
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You can call me
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F
mad professor
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We will rule eternity
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You can call me mad professor
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E
You can call me mad professor
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You can me mad
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You
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We will rule eternity!
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Outro 1
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Esus4
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