He's a mad monk with
a million schemes
Selling old junk in the
in -between times
He's a po et, he's a liar,
he's a beggar and a king
And he'd do most anything
just to hear his lady sing about her man
At the only time he ever gives a damn
He then planned his way
around the world
With a sparkle in his eye
and a tongue that he could twirl
In his day he had sold a fridge or two
But he wasn't really lying,
he just wasn't really true
And he's off to see the world
upon a singing, swirling smile
For him it's measured by the laugh
and never by the mile
He's a mad monk with a million schemes
Selling old junk in the in
-between times
He's a po et, he's a liar,
he's a beggar and a king
And he'd do most anything
just to hear his lady sing
about her man
That's the only time he
ever gives a damn
You must admit that it's
quite an art to know
Separating,
hesitating people from their dome
In the end he tells them
what they want to hear
If it's cheap he says it's cheap
and if it's dear he says it's dear
And he's off to see the world
upon a singing, swirling smile
For him it's measured by the laugh
and never by the mile
He's a madman with a million schemes
Selling old junk in the
in -between times
He's a poet, he's a liar,
he's a beggar and a king
And he'd do most anything
just to hear his lady sing
about her man
That's the only time he
ever gives a damn
Ooh -ooh -ooh, oooh -ooh -ooh,
oooh -oo h -ooh
Ooh -ooh
oooh -oo h -ooh, -ooh
He's a man -bomb
With a million schemes
Selling low humble junk
In the in -between times
He's a po et, he's a liar
He's a beggar and a king
And he'd do most anything
Just to hear his lady sing
about ro mance
That's the only time he
ever gives a damn
He's a mad monk
With a million schemes
Selling no junk
In the in -between times
He's a po et, he's a liar
He's a beggar and a king,
and he'd do most anything
Just to hear his lady sing
about her man
That's the only time he
ever gives a damn
He's a man