Adam had a heart for Eve
Which bore them both a bunch of grief
And ever since that first affair
Love has been a rocking chair
She says, Mmm,
I be lieve he wants to make Sue Ann
But Sue Ann loves another man, uh -uh
But he don't care, uh -uh
Well, we're better off forgetting it
Cause neither one is getting it, uh -uh
Almost set
Whichever way it goes in time
Even happy endings are an
en d of the line
Being in love is like be ing in ache
You're easily late and easily broken
You can be hard -boiled about it
Or build yourself a nest around it
Or you can be chicken about it
Cause love is egg -shaped
Jack and Jill are very hip
They work on their relationship
Uh -huh
Uh -huh
But their relationship don't work
He calls her bitch
She calls him jerk
Uh -huh, uh -huh
They both go into therapy
Pay a great big whacking fee
Uh -huh, uh -huh
And the shrink says
But your love keeps seeming
twenty times a week
Thirty times?
The good found are just as well
If Shrinky had the nerve to tell
And put it briefly in a shell
Being in love is like
be ing an egg
You're easily laid an d easily broken
You can be a hot ball about it
Or build yourself a nest around it
You can be chicken about it,
cause love is egg -shaped
Be ing in love is like be ing an egg
You're easily laid, you're
And easily broken
You can be hard -boiled about it
Or build yourself a nest around it
You can be chicken about it
Cos love is egg -shaped
Being in love
Is like be ing an egg
Easily laid
And easily broken
You can be hard -boiled about it
Or build yourself a nest around it
You can be a chicken about it,
cause love is ecstasy