Tonalité : Bb major•
Verse 1
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It's horrible
One little evening alone, home
End up with carpal tunnel syndrome
B
And here I am,
Bb
known for giving heavy back aches
Grown and living off of Little
Debbie snack cakes
Supposed to be checking e-mails
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G
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All All I got is messages from ass
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Bm
naked females
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I don't know a Jenny,
Verse 2
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she said it's free and I won't owe her a penny
And that's the last time I saw her
Gb
But thousands of more horrors
B
on online Gomorrah
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And Sodom
B
They got 'em with they curls out
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And they got a better sales pitch
than the Girl Scouts
I wonder what I owe her
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B
For a whole box of caramel coconut Samoa
Bb
Uh, ok honey, sweet dreams! Now it's time
to get serious like Peek Freans
A metal hand full, wipe it on the quilt
Gm
G
Wife wake up and I'm
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kill't over spilt milk
B
Bb
Locked in, looking at your picture
Fully clothed winter and I
right there wit cha
Thinking about the last time
I split your wishbone
A man could only wish you could
do the same 'til he get home
B
Fat chance
Gb
At least he get snacks
B
That will have to do 'til
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a brother get back
B
Bb
Until then, smack One-Eyed Jack
Jack
Gm
G
Bb
And hope one of his peoples can
hook him with a tri-pack
B
Bm
Bb
That's That's three
different flavors
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Bb
Chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry wafers
B
Bb
Acting all hard,
'bout to get beat up
Gm
Bb
I'll show him what time it is
B
once I get this sheet up
Bm
Bb
Soon as he fell off the beat down,
B
all I hear is
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"Thirteenth cell get the sheet down!"
B
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Damn C.O.
What the hell do she know
Gm
G
Besides the fact she wanna
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get dug out on the d-low
A workaholic with a fountain in the ink pen
Out in the mountains and
I stopped drinking again
In the wee hours he's gotten farther
G
Needing three showers,
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B
being hot and bothered
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The whiz with her legs bent, pregnant
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God bless the day she wondered
where her egg went
I need a L, it's hard to drink without it
G
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And could use some cookies but trying
not to think about it
B
Watching "BET" on jazz
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for knowledge on file
Every other commercial,
college hoes gone wild
Soft batch, I prefer the other bunch,
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G
like we got for lunch
Gm
Chocolate fudge butter crunch
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Gm
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Verse 3
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Bm
B
He don't mess with the Ritz Bits,
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B
Bb
Wheat Thins, Saltines, or Triscuits
Ab
Matzos, or Cheez-Its
G
Bb
Catch sugar fits every time that he sees
Chips Ahoy,
B
double chocolate chunk
Bb
Something with the bubble
and the junk in the trunk
B
Bb
Even the Oreos
No matter what weather
Ab
Gm
Always kept 'em dipped in
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B
milk and stuck together
Bb
In the game he's shameless,
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even uses a code name Famous Amos
B
Bb
It's cheaper than a short stay at the day's
Gm
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inn and good like 25 cent oatmeal raisin
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G
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Give a hand to who invented the camera
B
Bb
Skip past the graham
animals and grandmas
B
Bb
Shh, make sure she don't
G
wake from her dream chill
Gm
Bb
Or get caught with a handful
B
of cream fill
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"Oh, honey! What
Verse 4
B
are you do
Bb
ing? That's so nasty!"
It might seem ill
Ab
Gm
Bb
"Ew! Go wash your hands!"
B
Cookies
Outro 1
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Gm
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