Oh, my poor old head.
Who's that in the mirror?
Oh, it's me.
My eyes look like two cherries
in a bowl of buttermilk.
Hey, fellas, I got a sad story to tell you.
Now the newspaper said
it was Wednesday
when I finally drugged myself out of bed
But I got up Monday morning hurtin'
deep inside my poor old head
You see I got paid Friday night
and I decided to swing
And I guess I really gave it a whirl
I don't know where I went
or what I did
But I wouldn't have
missed it for the world
Well, the last thing I can remember,
I had to set them up for
the whole bar.
And don't nobody worry
about closing time,
because I got a fifth
on the seat of my car.
Then I went somewhere with somebody,
and after that it kind of gets all blurred.
I don't know where I went
or what I did,
but I wouldn't have
missed it for the world.
Oh, you know, I still think I can hear
that honky -tonk piano.
Maybe the music got me that way.
You know, somebody
said I was inebriated.
I don't know what that means.
Good looking?
No, couldn't have been that.
Oh, oh.
But you see, I don't remember
exactly what happened.
But I know it's just a
question of time
There's some cat come
over who saw me
He's gonna tell me what I did to my mind
I ain't got a penny left in my pocket
Gee, I hope I spent it on some girl
I don't know where I went
or what I did
But I wouldn't have missed it for the world
I don't know where I
went or what I did
But I wouldn't have missed
it for the world
Oh, my head.
I guess I'm gonna quit.
Today my brain's all plumb.
I know what happened.
Somebody put alcohol in my drink.
Oh, that's it. I quit. Oh, no.
Well, maybe a little wine.
Anybody got a drink? you