T -E -E -T -H, that spells
TEETH!
In my mouth, on top, and some beneath.
You know I love them for
all they do.
Make my smile so special
and to help me chew.
I brush them every day,
morning, noon, night.
To keep them clean and
sparkle and bright.
Squeeze the toothpaste, watch it flow.
Line it up on my brush, just so.
That brings a question to mind that
keeps puzzling me.
Can't figure it out, I just don't see.
How do they get that toothpaste
in the tube?
How do they get the tooth
paste in the tube?
Well, first they have a vat like a giant pot
Dump a ton of chalk in and lock the top
Get some water, pump it on in
Then start that vat to spin
Open it up, now it's full of goop
Kind of like thick white soup
Then add flavor, cool mint, strawberry
Make it taste good
Very
But how do they get the
toothpaste in the tube?
How do they get the
toothpaste in the tube?
Stir it, mix it, like batter for cake.
How much toothpaste can they make?
A whole lot, that's for sure.
Enough to brush a zillion million teeth.
A lot!
But how do they get that
toothpaste in the tube?
Tell me, how do they get that
toothpaste in the tube?
They take an empty tube with the cap on already,
put it in a special machine to hold it steady.
Back ends open, squirt the paste in, fill it up,
fold it down, pinch it shut to keep it in.
Down the slide, around the bend,
put it in a box and then,
ship it out to your favorite store where
you can go to buy more.
So that's how they get that
toothpaste in the tooth.
Yeah, that's how they get that toothpaste in the tooth,
yeah.
Toothpaste, toothpaste,
everything you want to know.
Toothpaste, toothpaste, yo!
Toothpaste, toothpaste,
everything you want to know.
Toothpaste, toothpaste, yo!
Toothpaste!