Well,
we
were down in Austin, Texas
At the Hang -On High Saloon
Hittin' bars, pickin' on guitars
Singin' our country tunes
When some third string
longhorn quarterback
Said he wanted a piece of Wade
Well, when it's two for one, it's one for all
So I jumped down off that stage
Hold my beer, this won't take long
Step back, son,
let me show you just how it's done
I'm bulletproof, ten feet tall
When I'm drinking,
get to thinking that I'm Superman
So you stay here, hold my beer
Yeah, there's one time we
were out in L .A.
Shuttin' down the Sunset Strip
We were sippin' on bubbles
Lookin' for some trouble
When the supermodel strutted on in
Yeah, Randy told me that
girl was famous
She's way, way over your head
I bet you 500 you can't get her number
So I just smiled and said, Hold my beer,
this won't take long
Step back, son,
and let me show you just how it's done
Well, I'm a Prince Charming
Casanova
Don Juan
Romeo and smooth -talking ladies' man
You stay here and hold my beer
Well, good friends and bad decisions
They just go hand in hand
And it's good to know you
got somebody
Who's got your back
And got your care
Here, hold this, man
You know what I'm talking about
Oh, man
Yeah, well, hold my beer
This won't take long
Step back, son,
and let me show you just how it's done
So don't be thinkin' it's
okay to be drinkin'
And I'm gonna want it back again
You stay here and hold my beer
No, no, man, you stay here
Yeah, and hold my beer
I got you, little buddy
Good luck with that.