Tonalité : E major•
Verse 1
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Em
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He's cute,
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if a middle -aged man
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can be described as cute.
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He's alive, that's saying a lot,
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you'd be surprised how many are not.
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He's real, sometimes I wish he'd
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try to be a little less real.
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He's broke but he knows how to cook.
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He always fixes a real nice meal.
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He's got a drawer of Zildjian shirts
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and a bass drum in his living room. He
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hits the snare so hard it hurts
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and it makes my heart go boom,
boom, boom.
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So tonight I'm gonna give the
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drummer some
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Tonight I'm gonna give the
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drummer some
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He's sad cause he's gotta
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go work a day job
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till somebody calls
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He's pissed cause the guy they chose
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has Cheerios instead of balls
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He rocks when he puts the meters on
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and turns it up to ten.
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He feels alone sometimes.
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He knows he's not like other men,
cause he's got a drawer of
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Zildjian shirts
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and a bass drum in his living room. He
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hits the snare so hard it hurts
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and it makes my heart go boom,
boom, boom, boom.
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So tonight,
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I'm gonna give the drummer some
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Tonight, I'm gonna give
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the drummer some
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His splintered sticks,
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his calloused hands
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Stuck in the back, that head is broke
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His hearing sucks below the van.
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Here comes another drummer joke.
Does anybody know,
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what do you call a drummer in a three -piece suit?
The defendant.
What's the difference
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between a drummer and a large pizza?
The pizza will feed a family
of four.
What's, let's see. what's the,
okay.
Anybody wanna hear drummer jokes,
maybe I should just like leave
this part out.
I don't know. Let's see, oh,
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what do you call a pretty girl
on the arm of a drummer?
A tattoo. What's,
what's the difference
between a dead cat in the middle of the road
and a dead drummer in
the middle of the road?
The cat has skid marks in front
of him.
What's that, was that a
different answer?
Yeah, they stopped for
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the cat.
How can you tell if the
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drum riser's level?
Because the drool comes out
of both sides
of the drummer's mouth.
How many drummers
does it take
to screw in a light bulb?
In Nashville, it takes 17.
One to hold the bulb
and 16 to drink so much
that the room spins around.
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Leaving out anybody's fa vorite?
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Okay, this will be the last one.
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What's the difference
between a drummer
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and a U .S. savings bond?
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One will eventually mature
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and earn money.
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Em
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He's got a drawer of surgeon's shirts
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And a bass drum in his living room
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He hits the snare so hard it hurts
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And he makes my heart go
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Em
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So tonight I'm gonna give
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the drummer some
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Tonight I'm going to give
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the drummer some
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To night I'm go ing to
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give the drummer some
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Tonight I'm going to give the
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drummer some
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Thank you.
Well how about a cover song?
Hey is Todd here yet?
I'm a little bit like flying
blind up here
because he came.
Did I sound relieved?
What's that?
It's true I've got a lot of albums.
but how about a cover song
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this is a song by reckless
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Eric if anybody remembers stiff records
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no maybe I'll forget that one okay
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I'll just do an Amy Rigby song
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