Hi all you sweet darlings out there.
This is your old man,
old man Jack, you know.
I got a little bedtime story for you.
It's about a young dude named
Sweet William.
Well the other day, Sweet William
was frontin' a mellow denim buy,
a ten gallon sky,
and walkin' on some high heel kicks
like he was born ridin' a Brahma bull.
He sure ain't no cow boy
I said, Sweet William, my main man,
I ain't seen you in a light year
You've been spacin', baby
He say back to me, Jack,
I'm beautiful, my game's uptight
All right,
but there's some weird haps goin' down
I notice your strange strut, I say Jack,
the other night me and my main squeeze
had a fight, you know, alley and fort
So I sprint and made it on the scene,
wherein I scoped over this mellow chick,
you understand.
She was a stone pot,
and I shot her my very best game.
I said, Miss Lady,
can I tell you you're beautiful,
you're a superstar, Mama.
Oh, the vibes was heavy, Jack.
Right on, man, she purred,
let it all hang loose.
She rang my times, Brother Jack,
she sure enough rang him
Now my man's squeezin' me,
we done made up
But me and my Jones
been feelin' weird
the last couple days
Well, you know,
I gave old Will a mm -hmm
And said, what was the
name of that chick, Will?
He said, she told me they call her Venus
Wow, I said, Billy,
do what you must
But Venus is one chick you cannot trust
You gotta look out for Lady V.
She's older than time
and smarter than me.
Or you, Brother Will.
What you mean, man?
Sweet William asked.
So I told him the last name
of his Lady V.
First I gave him a hint.
It begins with D. D, and D,
Sweet William cried.
Right on, Brother, I replied.
You need to get a shot for what you got.
But she was a lady old bill went right on
so I told him to pretty or
ugly or just plain Jane
I'm a lady or a chick
who ain't VD can hide on us
It's scratches and itches
and it can really hurt
but a chick don't even
know what VD's doing.
It's dirt I went on to tell William.
That's what you got to tell
your own main screen
and any other lady you try to
please I mean
What you got
He says, man, I don't even
want to tell no dog to that.
And I said, Minnie, baby,
them cats is cool.
They keep everything under their hats,
man.
An d they have free shots
that gonna cure what you got.
I said, well, you know, old Wolfman Jack
can be mighty persuasive sometimes. What am I going to do,
sweet William sighed?
I said, them free shots is where it's at.
Well, I took him down to the health
center down the street
and met the hippest old dog
you could ever hope to meet.
Gave Will a free shot for what he got.
And straighten him out
about tellin' his chick
And all the other ladies he's been with
I tell you, you gotta tell them, Will
Or they won't know
Cause it'll do a job, but it does it slow
And let me tell you, Will,
it's a hard, hard way to go
And they got free shots
for what the ladies got too
Well, Sweet William did his trick
And he spread the word
And old Doc was pretty busy last I heard
Now I want all you hipsters
And all you fine slick chicks,
remember this story when
you're out for kicks.
And remember,
as long as your wolfman's on the scene,
he gonna tell it to you straight
and keep it clean.
And you better believe,
there's gonna be no clap for the wolfman.
No clap for the wolfman.