Bad Man's Ball
A ball was given at the bad man's hall
Some folks call it the bad man's ball
The ball was given by the son of rest
The boys, come in the Sunday best
Down at the bad man's hall
Down at the bad man's hall
Down at the bad man's hall,
we showed it our time
In come a gal, she was big and strong,
a hunk of chewing gum in her mouth
Her hair was as nappy as
a cuckoo's bug,
none of them boys would dance with her
Down at the bad man's hall,
down at the bad man's hall,
down at the bad man's hall,
we sure did have a time
She jumped in the floor
and balled up her fist
If you wanna test your nerve,
just jump against this
If none of you boys don't dance with me
With my razor,
I'ma break up this jammery
Down at the bad man's hall,
down at the bad man's hall,
down at the bad man's hall,
we sure did have a time
In come a boy named Slickum Jim,
none of them gals would dance with him
He rich in his pocket and
drew his foot in too,
them boys didn't run hot dogs,
they flew
Down at the bad man's house,
down at the bad man's house,
down at the bad man's house,
we sure did have a time
One old sister went out through the floor,
the wind from her coat -tail
blew over the door
Along come a couple
and the rest left from the gym,
cause all them boys had left but him
Down at the Batman's Hall
Down at the Batman's Hall
Down at the Batman's Hall
We sure did have a time