Tonalité : Ab major
Verse 1
G
I hate not having TV.
I gotta go to my friend's house to
watch TV.
All they do is watch porn.
Which I'm all for porn,
but hide it.
My friends act like they produced it.
Dude, I got this killer new
porn.
You wanna watch it?
Not together? Really?
It's kind of weird. mean...
What's that gonna do
for our relationship?
I don't understand.
And why are you wearing cologne right
now?
That bothers me too, really.
I mean...
I can't deal with people.
I just can't.
Like, I just got a dog.
I like having a dog.
I take him to the park
across the street, though.
Why is everybody's dog so
big?
Because they can't ever control him.
Then they make excuses for him.
C
He's just playing.
G
Oh, well, I'm just bleeding.
Either way, you're
getting some papers in the mail.
Your dog is too big.
If your dog's balls are as big as mine, I mean,
shouldn't he have to wear pants or something?
I mean, really, you're outside,
I mean...
I'm a dog person,
like, I don't like anything
else.
Like, it took me a
while to get a dog
because I lived in an apartment.
They didn't allow dogs.
They allowed cats.
Somebody's like, why don't you get a
cat?
I'm like, oh, well, why don't I just start
kissing dudes, too?
Why don't I do that?
We'll just go all the way.
You can't be a single guy with a
cat.
You're sending the wrong message
to everybody.
Either I'm gay or I'm a villain.
You know what I mean?
He's my kitty.
He's my kitty.
He's my kitty. my
And you can't just get
a dog anymore either.
Like, everybody's a breed expert.
Like, I wanted to get a bulldog.
A friend of mine's like, you don't want a
bulldog.
It's like one of the
dumbest breeds there is.
It's a dog.
He doesn't have any responsibilities.
I'm not going to have him
running errands
or doing my taxes
or anything like that.
I'm just going to pet him.
I don't care.
I wouldn't want that anyway.
I wouldn't want a smart dog
living with me.
I'd feel like he's judging me
and stuff all the time.
I can't believe you're watching that
movie.
The book's so much better.
That's my time.
That's my time.
I gotta go.
G
Thank you.
Thank you much.
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