Ladies and fellas, I was hella bored,
so I peddled hella hard to a seminar at
Zanzibar.
Ben &
Jerry, tennis arm,
Pat
Benatar, ridin' on my handlebars,
that I had gaffled from a scrap metal yard.
When it fell apart, I got a rental car with metal art,
lemon's credit card.
Double parked on the
boulevard in front of
Cinnabon,
won a tug of war with a minotaur.
Then I toured the far north on a
Portuguese man o' war.
Santa
Claus handed me a catalog, the envelope attached,
don't intend that you could have it all
So I got an antelope from
Manitoba, salad bowl, a catapult, a can of soda,
paddle boat, a camera phone
And also a merry mantelope,
autographed cantaloupe
In every episode a solid gold,
the antidote to
Babylon and
Amazon
In an acid wash, camisole,
and her friend a tag along who looked at all
Napoloni
When I do that damn thing, I do that damn thing,
I do that damn thing, I do that damn
When I do that damn thing, I do that damn thing,
I do that damn thing, I do that damn
Here's the story folks, totally stoned
I rode the slopes of
Mount
Holyoke at 40 below
Lo and behold,
my homie poked too many hoes
In my snowmobile wheels,
now I'm rollin' on some
Bubblies with spokes,
had to pony up the dough
To get it all green and gold, mobile home
Stolen
Oreo, a
Polaroid, some saltines, an overcoat
From
Walgreens, some corduroy,
some sardines
Canola oil, I'll sing it low,
row, row your boat
On and on with
Obi -Wan
Kenobi,
Shinobi
And
Kobe
Bryant,
Pokemon and
Pinocchio
On the
Yoki
Pinocchio
Swamp, here in
Portugal
Tokyo,
Borneo, and
Kony
Island with the
Hornytail
Memorial
Orchestra with
Barry
White
Lyrics born on limes,
Maury
Fovitch,
Obi -Oda,
Barry
Gordy on organ, and
Joe
Torrio on chimes
Don
Corleone on the accordion,
tomorrow morning we'll re -record it,
Jerome and
Laura sing it,
Obi -Obi -O
When I do that damn thing, I do that damn thing,
I do that damn thing, I do that damn
When I do that damn thing, I do that damn thing,
I do that damn thing, I do that damn
When I do that damn thing, I do that damn thing,
I do that damn thing, I do that damn
When I do that damn thing, I do that damn thing,
I do that damn thing, I do that damn
Whoa!
Boom!
Einstein, do it!
Boom!
Bring it back now!
I met a hermit named
Carmen
McDiarmid with a learner's
permit
Curbsurvin' in a purple
Suburban, slurpin' an urn, sharpin'
Eatin' a turnip with the words,
dirty, dirty
Written in cursive on his
Burberry turbine
It was curtains at the circus in
Berkeley
Saw a turtle in a gurgle,
squirrel with a curl
The world's biggest girl,
Earl
Urkel
Swirled in a circle on a dirty
-ass burgundy
Mervy bike
I had some curry rice, a turkey burger,
and some curly fries
Tried to return some
Mervin's
Merchandise in
Circus
City
Customer service was
certified with shitty
Courtesy clerk was nervous, kinda twitchy
Had a triangle perm, reminded me of
Lionel
Richie
Someone blurted out,
BURN!
And when I turned around,
observed truck turn
I had the burner out and pointed at a surfer
Mr.
Frilly burst out the beauty
purler and curlers
And a security jersey,
thermos for the wild turkey
When I do that damn thing,
I do that damn thing
I do that damn thing, I do that damn
When I do that damn thing,
I do that damn thing
I do that damn thing, I do that damn
When I do that damn thing,
I do that damn thing
I do that damn thing, I do that damn
When I do that damn thing,
I do that damn thing
I do that damn thing, I do that damn
Oh!
Bring it back now