Here we go!
Here's a little song
about two friends of ours, Paul
and who happen to be nymphomaniacs
and Laura wakes Paul up every morning
with her head halfway down the bed.
Now we're going to have
a little sing -along
with this half of the room singing Paul's
and this half of the room singing Daling.
Here we go.
When Paul was a cute little boy
His grandmother gave him
the cutest little toy
Two silver balls and a little piece of string
She said it was Paul's ding -a -ling -a -ling
Oh, Paul's ding -a -ling
Oh, Paul's ding -a -ling
Caught Lord playing with
Paul's ding -a -ling
Oh, Paul's ding -a -ling
Oh, Paul's ding -a -ling
God's love playing with Paul
Ding -a -lings!
Bring it down, fellers.
Now let's get it together.
This half of the room
has barely got any enthusiasm.
Let's get your balls out of your throat
and sing a little bit.
Let's get that Pauls going.
Ding -a -lings, be yourself.
Ding -a -lings.
Here we go.
One day Paul was swimming Turtle Creek
Man, man, snappers all around his feet
Sure was hard to swim that thing,
with both hands wrapped around
his ding -a -ling -a -ling -o!
Paul!
Ding -a -ling! Paul! Paul!
Ding -a -ling!
God's love playing with... Paul!
Ding -a Paul! Paul!
Ding -a Paul!
Ding -a -ling!
God's love playing with... Paul!
Ding -a -ling!
Alright, let's bring it down for the last...
Hey, eat yourself, pal!
Hey Chupa this hey now,
let's get this going here
you pause over there
get something going here
Hey ding -a -lings,
don't be so much of a dick about this.
Get this thing going.
Here we go
One day Paul was laying in his bed.
He looked down and he
saw Laura's head
But you know Paul weren't no chump
Ten seconds later he
dumped his gumball
Paul!
Ding -a -ling! Paul!
Ding -a -ling!
God's Lord flying with Paul!
Ding -a -ling! Paul!
Ding -a -ling! Paul!
Ding -a God's Lord flying with Paul!
Ding -a -ling! Paul!
Ding -a Paul!
Ding -a -ling!
God's Lord flying with Paul!
Ding -a Paul!
Ding -a Paul! -a -ling!
Caught Laura flying with Paul
staying awake