You're always up to no good
Your fin gers on my candy bar
You can have my checkbook,
visa and my mastercard
You ain't no prize to have for what you do
I could be your dog
I would push your bill,
phones and cash this time
We could fall in love
I could be the apple of your eye
You're cursed to dump
and you're broke
That's alright,
I never liked them fancy girls
You don't even look good,
God, it ain't right
But your star is like an out of sight
We could fall apart
I would push your bill,
but the cash was tight
We could fall in love
I could be the apple of your eye
Let's do it right now,
my new favorite thing to do
It's wasting my time
on a bum like you
Man, her favorite thing to do
Is wasting my time on you
Man, her favorite thing to do
Is wasting my time on a bum like you
Man, her favorite thing to do
Is wasting my time on you
Let's do it right now!
You're always up to no good
Oh, you catch
her like a bonfire
Every single one line is shiny and new
I've never met a sweeter liar
You could be my queen,
I would knit you mittens and make you pie
We could fall in love,
I could be the apple of your eye
You could be my queen,
I would knit you mittens and make you pie
We could fall in love,
I could be the apple of your eye
Let's do it right now,
my favorite thing to do
Just wasting my time
on a bum like you
Man, the favorite thing to do
Is wasting my time on you
Man, the favorite thing to do
Is wasting my time on a bum like you
Man, the favorite thing to do
Is wasting my time on you you