Tonalité : D minor
Verse 1
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Am
Oh, you're alive
F
I suppose that's good news for you
E
Am
But it means a lot more paperwork for me
Verse 2
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F
So don't expect me to be happy to see you
E
Am
Of course, being alive is temporary
Verse 3
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So, maybe if I go away and play
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pinochle for a few hours
F
Things might improve, for me,
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not for you, you'd be dead
Verse 4
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Am
Where am I?
F
Great, you haven't been debriefed
E
Am
This is way out of my pay grade
Which is saying a lot cause I
F
don't get paid
E
Someone find Professor Hay- For- Breath
and tell him Peter Johnson is awake
So he better clip- clop over here!
Am
It's Percy Jackson
Whatever!
C
Just an other
Verse 5
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terrible day
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At Camp Half- Blood,
E
Bb
where everything's the worst
C
F
Just an other terrible day
G
Am
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When you're in charge,
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G
E
Am
it's like you're cursed
Verse 6
F
Well, technically I am cursed
Am
E
F
One romp in the woods with Zeus' favor
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F
ite wood nymph
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And you're stuck running a summer
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Camp for a bunch of needy
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half- bloods
Half- blood?
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Yeah, half- god, half- mortal,
Am
F
does no one watch the orientation film?
Am
Did you say half- god?
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Yeah and I half- care
Verse 7
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Am
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Who's next? Silena Beauregard!
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F
Oh, great, she's crying
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F
I was walking in the strawberry fields
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with Charlie Beckendorf
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And we were holding hands and
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everything was totally normal
F
Am
F
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And then I kissed him and all of a sudden he started growing sunflowers,
everywhere
E
Verse 8
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Look, kid
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I hate to be the one to tell you
E
But I think that Charlie Beckendorf was also
Am
holding hands with a nymph
E
F
D
That doesn't wanna wish you well
E
To tell you the truth,
Am
the best thing to do is to break up with the guy
Verse 9
F
'Course, who am I to give relationship advice,
Am
F
I'm literally the god of alcohol
Am
But he loves me
F
Am
He loves you not! Next!
Verse 10
C
F
Another terrible day
G
At Camp Half- Blood,
E
Bb
where everything's the worst
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C
F
Just another terrible day
G
Am
F
I'm the god of wine an d
Am
I'm dying of thirst
Verse 11
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Wait, did you say you're a god?
Am
F
Dionysus, god of wine? The gods are real,
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F
yippy skippy
Ah, Katie Gardner,
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F
I see you've injured your arm
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I fell off a pegasus
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You don't have flying lessons on Thursdays,
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you have archery
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Those arrows are made of wood!
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Wood comes from trees!
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I refuse to participate in any activity that encourages
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F
E
Am
the senseless slaughter of our arboreal friends
Verse 12
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Oh, gods
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Am
Give me Ares or Apollo
E
Am
Anyone but the Demeter kids' cabin
Now that you blessed us
F
Go talk to Hephaestus
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Before I take a knife to my
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E
head and start stabbing
C
E
F
G
And stay away from the pegasi!
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Girls and ponies
Bb
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F
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Ah, speaking of ponies
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Percy Mr. Brunner,
Verse 13
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what are you doing here?
This guy is saying all this crazy stuff
about nymphs and gods and
What is going on?
Am
It's complicated
F
Am
Oh, kid, you have no idea
About this place or your former mentor
I don't have time to fill
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you in on the details
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Am
But look, he's also a centaur,
Dm
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F
C
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C
God!
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Am
D
I did mean to tell you
Verse 14
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F
Another terrible day
(Mr. Brunner!)
G
At Camp Half- Blood (you're a
horse!)
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Bb
Where everything's the worst,
C
F
another terrible day
What is happening?
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Am
You can hate it here, but I hated it first
C
F
Just another terrible day,
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Bb
stuck with these runts in the muck and mud
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E
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E
Am
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D
Another terrible day, oh gods
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I need a drink
Enjoy your stay at Camp Half- Blood
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