Albuquerque accords par 
"Weird Al" Yankovic 
Tonalité : F major•
Intro 1
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Verse 1
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Way back when I was just a
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little bitty boy
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Living in a box under the stairs
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In the corner of the basement of the house
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Half a block down the street
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from Jerry's Bait shop
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You know the place
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Well anyway, back then life was going swell
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and everything was just peachy!
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Except, of course, for the undeniable fact,
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that every single morning
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My mother would make me a big ol' bowl
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of sauerkraut for breakfast
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Aww!
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Big bowl of sauerkraut
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Every single morning
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It was driving me crazy
Verse 2
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I said to my mom
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I said "Hey, mom,
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what's up with all the sauerkraut?"
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And my dear, sweet mother
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She just looked at me
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like a cow looks at an oncoming train
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And she leaned right down next to me
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And she said "It's good for you!!"
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And then she tied me to the wall
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and stuck a funnel in my mouth
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And force fed me nothing but sauerkraut
Verse 3
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Until I was twenty six and a half years old
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That's when I swore that someday
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Someday I would get outta that basement
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and travel to a magical, far away place
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Where the sun is always shining
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and the air smells like warm root beer
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And the towels are oh so fluffy
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Where the Shriners and the lepers
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play their ukuleles all day long
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And anyone on the street will gladly
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shave your back for a nickel
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Wacka wacka doo-doo yeah
Verse 4
Well, let me tell you, people,
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it wasn't long at all
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before my dream came true
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Because the very next day,
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a local radio station had this contest
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To see who could correctly guess the number
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of molecules in Leonard Nimoy's butt
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I was off by three,
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but I still won the grand prize
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That's right, a first class one-way ticket to
Chorus 1
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A- a- a- Albaquerque
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A- a- a- Albaquerque
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Oh yeah
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You know, I've never been
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on a real airplane before
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And I gotta tell ya, it was really great
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Except that I had to sit
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between two large Albanian women
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With excruciatingly severe body odor
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And the little kid in back of me
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kept throwin' up the whole time
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The flight attendants ran out of Dr. Pepper
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and salted peanuts
And the in-flight movie was
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Bio-Dome with Pauly Shore
And, oh yeah,
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three of the airplane engines burned out
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And we went into a tailspin
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and crashed into a hillside
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And the plane exploded in a giant fireball
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everybody died
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Except for me
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You know why?
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'Cause I had my tray table up
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And my seat back in the full upright position
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Had my tray table up
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And my seat back in the full upright position
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Had my tray table up
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And my seat back in the full upright position
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Ah ha ha ha
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Ah ha ha
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Ah
Verse 6
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So I crawled from the twisted,
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burnin' wreckage
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I crawled on my hands and knees
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for three full days
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Draggin' along my big leather suitcase
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and my garment bag
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And my tenor saxophone
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and my twelve-pound bowling ball
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And my lucky, lucky autographed
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glow-in-the-dark snorkel
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But finally I arrived at the world famous
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Albuquerque Holiday Inn
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Where the towels are oh so fluffy
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And you can eat your soup
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right out of the ash trays if you wanna
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It's OK, they're clean
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Well, I checked into my room
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and I turned down the A C
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And I turned on the SpectraVision
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And I'm just about to eat
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that little chocolate mint on my pillow
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That I love so very, very much
Verse 7
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When suddenly, there's a knock on the door
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Well now, who could that be?
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I say "Who is it?"
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No an swer
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"Who is it?"
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There's no an swer
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"Who is it?"
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They're not sayin' anything
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So, finally I go over and I open the door
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and just as I suspected
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It's some big fat hermaphrodite
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with a Flock-Of-Seagulls haircut
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and only one nostril
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Oh man, I hate it when I'm right
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So anyway, he bursts into my room
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and he grabs my lucky snorkel
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And I'm like "Hey, you can't have that"
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"That snorkel's been just like a snorkel to me"
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And he's like "Tough"
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And I'm like "Give it"
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And he's like "Make me"
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And I'm like "'Kay"
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So I grabbed his leg
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and he grabbed my esophagus
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And I bit off his ear
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and he chewed off my eyebrows
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And I took out his appendix
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and he gave me a colonic irri
Verse 8
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(gation)
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Yes indeed, you better believe it
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And somehow in the middle of it all,
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the phone got knocked off the hook
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And twenty seconds later,
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I heard a familiar voice
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And you know what it said?
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I'll tell you what it said
It said
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"If you'd like to make a call,
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please hang up and try again"
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"If you need help, hang up
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and then dial your opera tor"
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"If you'd like to make a call,
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please hang up and try again"
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"If you need help, hang up
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and then dial your opera tor"
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In A- a- a- Albuquerque
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A- a- a- Albuquerque
Verse 9
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Well, to cut a long story short,
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he got away with my snorkel
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But I made a solemn vow right then and there
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that I would not rest
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I would not sleep for an instant until
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the one-nostrilled man was brought to justice
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But first, I decided to buy some donuts
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So I got in my car and I drove
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over to the donuts shop
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And I walked on up
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to the guy behind the counter
And he says
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"Yeah, what do ya want?"
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Verse 10
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I said "You got any glazed donuts?"
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He said "No, we're outta glazed donuts"
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I said "Well, you got any jelly donuts?"
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He said "No, we're outta jelly donuts"
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I said "You got any
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Bavarian cream-filled donuts?"
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He said "No, we're outta
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Bavarian cream-filled donuts"
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I said "You got any cinnamon rolls?"
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He said "No, we're outta cinnamon rolls"
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I said "You got any apple fritters?"
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He said "No, we're outta apple fritters"
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I said "You got any bear claws?"
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He said "Wait a minute, I'll go check"
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"No, we're outta bear claws"
Verse 11
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I said "Well, in that case,
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in that case, what do you have?"
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He says "All I got right now is this box
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of one dozen starving, crazed weasels"
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I said "OK, I'll take that"
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So he hands me the box
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and I open up the lid
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and the weasels jump out
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And they immediately latch onto my face
Verse 12
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And start bitin' me all over
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Oh man, they were just going nuts
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They were tearin' me apart
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You know, I think it was just about that time
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That a little ditty started
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goin' through my head
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I believe it went
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a little something like this
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Doh
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Get 'em off me
Get 'em off me
Oh
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No, get 'em off, get 'em off
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Oh, oh God, oh God Oh, get 'em off me
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Oh, oh God
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Ah, aah, aah
Verse 13
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I ran out into the street with these
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flesh-eating weasels all over my face
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Wavin' my arms all around
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and just runnin', runnin', runnin'
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Like a constipated wiener dog
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And as luck would have it
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That's exactly when I ran
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into the girl of my dreams
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Her name was Zelda
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She was a calligraphy enthusiast
With a slight overbite and
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hair the color of strained peaches
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I'll never forget the very first
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thing she said to me
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She said "Hey,
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you've got weasels on your face"
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That's when I knew it was true love
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We were inseparable after that
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Aw, we ate together, we bathed together
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We even shared the same piece
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of mint-flavored dental floss
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The world was our burrito
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So we got married and we bought us a house
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And had two beautiful children,
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Nathaniel and Superfly
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Oh, we were so very very
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very happy, aw yeah
Verse 14
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But then one fateful night,
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Zelda said to me
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She said "Sweetie pumpkin?
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Do you wanna join
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the Columbia Record Club?"
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I said "Whoa, hold on now, baby"
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"I'm just not ready
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for that kind of a commitment"
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So we broke up and I never saw her again
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But that's just the way things go
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In A- a- a- Albuquerque
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A- a- a- Albuquerque
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Verse 15
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Anyway, things really
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started lookin' up for me
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Because about a week later,
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I finally achieved my lifelong dream
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That's right, I got me
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a part-time job at The Sizzler
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I even made employee of the month after
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I put out that grease fire out with my face
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Aw yeah, everybody was pretty
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jealous of me after that
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I was gettin' a lot of attitude
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Ok, like one time,
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I was out in the parking lot
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Tryin' to remove my excess
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earwax with a golf pencil
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When I see this guy Marty
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Tryin' to carry a big ol' sofa
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up the stairs all by himself
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So I, I say to him, I say
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"Hey, you want me to help you with that?"
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And Marty, he just rolls his eyes and goes
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"No, I want you to cut off my arms
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and legs with a chainsaw"
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So I did
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And then he gets all indignant on me
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He's like "Hey man, I was just being sarcastic"
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Well, that's just great
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How was I supposed to know that?
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I'm not a mind reader for cryin' out loud
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Besides, now he's got a really cute nickname,
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Torso-Boy
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So what's he complaining about?
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Say, that reminds me
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of another amusing anecdote
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This guy comes up to me on the street
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And he tells he hasn't had a bite in three days
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Well, I knew what he meant
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But just to be funny,
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I took a big bite out of his jugular vein
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And he's yellin' and screamin'
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and bleeding all over
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And I'm like "Hey, come on, don't you get it?"
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But he just keeps rolling around
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on the sidewalk, bleeding, and screaming
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Verse 17
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You know, completely missing
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the irony of the whole situation
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Man, some people just can't take a joke,
you know?
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Anyway, where was I?
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Kinda lost my train of thought
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Uh, well, uh, OK
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Anyway I, know it's kinda been
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a roundabout way of saying it
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But I guess the whole point
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I'm tryin' to make here is
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I hate sauerkraut
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That's all I'm really tryin' to say
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And, by the way, if one day
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you happen to wake up
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And find yourself in an existential quandary
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Full of loathing and self-doubt
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And wracked with the pain and isolation
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of your pitiful meaningless existence
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At least you can take
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a small bit of comfort in knowing that
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Somewhere out there in this crazy
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ol' mixed-up universe of ours
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There's still a little place called
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A- a- a- Albuquerque
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A- a- a- Albuquerque
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Albaquerque, Albaquerque,
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Albaquerque, Albaquerque,
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Albaquerque, Albaquerque,
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Albaquerque, Albaquerque
Bridge 1
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I said "A" (A) "L" (L) "B" (B) "U" (U)
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"Querque" (querque)
Outro 1
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Albuquerque, Albuquerque,
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Albuquerque, Albuquerque
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Albuquerque, Albuquerque,
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Albuquerque, Albuquerque
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Albuquerque, Albuquerque,
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Albuquerque, Albuquerque
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Albu- querque
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La tonalité originale de Albuquerque par "Weird Al" Yankovic est F major.
Les accords principaux utilisés dans Albuquerque sont F, Bb, Eb, Db.
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