Tonalité : Bb minor
Verse 1
C
Em
E- e- e- very time I look at my dick
Dick, dick, dick
C
Call me on the dog and bone
Verse 2
Em
Am
All you Yanks, that's a telephone
C
Here have a look,
Am
just have a butcher's
Em
Northern Mancky, cock- munchers
G
My dick's bigger than your brother
Am
Pushing twenty- five stone like your mother
My dick's bigger than Wales
And your dick's smaller than a
motherfuckin' snail
Em
G
Ma bite mec Ca
Verse 3
Am
monte jusqu'a la tour
G
Ta bite mec
Am
Em
Ca voit meme pas le jour
Verse 4
Em
Am
My dick like the Mississippi river
Em
Am
My dick ask your bitch,
Em
what's for din ner?
G
Every time I look at
Verse 5
Am
my dick,
Em
G
C
D
I'm like holy shit, that's a big dick
Em
G
Am
C
And every time I look at your dick, I'm like holy shit,
D
Am
that's a small dick
Em
(Goddamn)
G
Am
Every time I look at my dick,
Em
G
C
I'm like holy shit, that's a big dick
D
C
Em
G
Am
And every time I look at your dick,
C
D
Am
I'm like holy shit, that's a small dick
Em
(Goddamn)
Verse 6
Yeah dog, it's motherfuckin' kid cuisine
C
Em
G
My dick is bigger than Mr. Clean
Am
So fresh you can swish it like Listerine
Em
Your dick look like Adam Levine
My dick like Pinocchio nose
I lie and I just watch it grow
G
Am
Em
I hang low like trunk of Dum bo
C
Em
While your dick is small like Frodo
G
Okay now Young punk in this
Verse 7
Em
motherfucker
Place looking right in this
Am
D
motherfucker
Am
Big dick Clark in this motherfucker
Em
Dick look like a fuckin' Nutter Butter
Verse 8
Em
Time to avoid them Barry Bonds
G
Dick so big, got a car alarm
C
Dick so big that it bought the farm
Em
Your dick like Seth Rogen's arm
Coming through with a big wang
G
Doing things bigger than the big bang
C
Your dick don't got no name
Your bitch call my dick Ving Rhames
Em
V- V- V- Ving
Rhames, Rhames, Rhames
G
Every time I look at
Verse 9
Am
my dick,
Em
G
C
D
I'm like holy shit, that's a big dick
Em
G
Am
C
And every time I look at your dick, I'm like holy shit,
D
Am
that's a small dick
Em
(Goddamn)
G
Am
Em
Every time I look at my dick, I'm like holy shit,
G
C
D
that's a big dick
(Goddamn)
Em
G
Am
C
And every time I look at your dick, I'm like holy shit,
D
Am
that's a small dick
Em
(Goddamn)
Verse 10
Em
G
Your dick's growing mold
C
My dick shines like gold
Em
G
Your dick's like the Pope
C
Em
My dick don't get old
G
C
Every morning I wake up and cry
Em
It's too much dick for one guy
G
But if I donated my shit
C
to science
Motherfucker probably start a riot
Am
Verse 11
Em
G
Am
Em
Every time I look at my dick, I'm like holy shit,
G
C
that's a big dick
(Goddamn)
D
Em
G
Am
And every time I look at your dick,
C
D
Am
I'm like holy shit, that's a small dick
Em
(Goddamn)
G
Am
Em
Every time I look at my dick, I'm like holy shit,
G
C
D
C
that's a big dick
Em
(Goddamn)
G
Am
C
Every time I look at your dick, I'm like holy shit,
D
Am
that's a small dick
(That's a small dick)
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