Tonalité : B minor
Verse 1
Em
Hey baby, uh, it's me
Um, our anniversary's comin' up, it's
a pretty big one
Am
And, um, I wrote a song for you
Em
So I'm just leaving you this
voicemail because, um
Am
Em
I want the song to begin
with this voicemail
Am
Like, I want the voicemail to play
at the beginning of it
Em
So, if you could just download this
Am
voicemail when you get it
Em
And then text it to me
Um, you might need to, like, download
Am
Em
another app to download the
I don't know if you can rip your
Am
voicemail right off your phone
You might need to, like
Em
Just Google it,
Am
don't call me and ask me
'Cause I know,
G
I know what you're gonna do
You're gonna,
Em
you're gonna get this
And you're gonna think you just
G
can't do it
Am
And you're gonna call me,
but then I'm just gonna Google it
Em
So, just you Google it, you're an
adult, you can figure it out
Am
Em
Um, so just, figure it out and text
me the voicemail
Um, immediately, if you wouldn't mind
Am
Like, right when you get this
Em
Am
Thank you, um, I love you, bye
G
Em
You're my be st friend, I
Verse 2
Am
love you (love you)
Bm
Em
You know me and I know
Am
you (know you)
Bm
Em
We got problems that we've been
Am
through (been through)
Bm
Am
Em
We got shit that we'll get through, uh
Am
You think I'm rude to you
Em
You think I am the worst
Am
Because I ask when you suck my dick
Em
You take out your Invisalign first
Am
Come on
Bm
Five years, five years Still
Verse 3
Em
you, still me, still here
Am
Bm
Five years, five years, baby
Em
Five years, five years
Bm
Am
We order Chinese, I'm eating my
Verse 4
Em
dumplings
You reach over and you take
Am
my dumpling
You don't even say,
Em
"Do you mind?" or nothing
Why would you assume that
Am
you're entitled to a dumpling?
Bm
Em
So I look at you, you look back at me, like,
Bm
"What the fuck did I do?"
Am
Bm
If you really wanted some dim sum, then
Em
You really should've gotten some
Am
when we put in the order
Em
You say, "You're a psycho and
Am
I-I don't don't wanna fight
Bm
So, let's just drop this,
Em
it's not a big deal"
"Okay, but for the record
Am
You owe me a dumpling,
Em
I mean it, I won't forget
Am
Em
G
You owe me a dumpling
Verse 5
or a dumpling equivalent"
Am
Bm
Five years, five years
Em
Still you, still me, still here
Am
G
Bm
Five years, five years, baby
Em
Am
Five years, five years
Verse 6
Em
We found a spider in the house
You freaked and you jumped
Am
up onto the couch
G
Em
Since I was close and able
I jumped up on the coffee table
Am
You said, "You should kill that"
Em
I said, "Um, no, fuck that"
Am
Em
You said, "Come on, be a man"
G
What?
Em
Am
You're a total anti-sexist,
G
Am
Em
a patriarchy fighter
Am
G
But your whole worldview collapses
Am
Em
The moment there's a spider, cool
Am
Bm
I get it, this is the real you
Em
Bm
It's a pleasure, nice to meet you
Am
Shit like this brings the
Bm
movement down
Em
Everyone's a feminist
Verse 7
until there is a spider around
Am
Bm
Five years, five years
Em
Still you, still me, still here
Am
G
Bm
Five years, five years, baby
Em
Five years, five years
Verse 8
Am
Bm
How come every time I need to
Em
take a poo in the bathroom
You out of the blue need to
Am
use the bathroom?
Bm
Just use the guest room bathroom
Em
That's why we got
Am
two bathrooms
Bm
Just use the guest room bathroom
Em
That's why we got two bathrooms
Am
Bm
Em
And you know
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