Tonalité : B minor
Verse 1
Gm
Hey baby, uh, it's me
Um, our anniversary's comin' up, it's
a pretty big one
Cm
And, um, I wrote a song for you
Gm
So I'm just leaving you this
voicemail because, um
Cm
Gm
I want the song to begin
with this voicemail
Cm
Like, I want the voicemail to play
at the beginning of it
Gm
So, if you could just download this
Cm
voicemail when you get it
Gm
And then text it to me
Um, you might need to, like, download
Cm
Gm
another app to download the
I don't know if you can rip your
Cm
voicemail right off your phone
You might need to, like
Gm
Just Google it,
Cm
don't call me and ask me
'Cause I know,
Bb
I know what you're gonna do
You're gonna,
Gm
you're gonna get this
And you're gonna think you just
Bb
can't do it
Cm
And you're gonna call me,
but then I'm just gonna Google it
Gm
So, just you Google it, you're an
adult, you can figure it out
Cm
Gm
Um, so just, figure it out and text
me the voicemail
Um, immediately, if you wouldn't mind
Cm
Like, right when you get this
Gm
Cm
Thank you, um, I love you, bye
Bb
Gm
You're my be st friend, I
Verse 2
Cm
love you (love you)
Dm
Gm
You know me and I know
Cm
you (know you)
Dm
Gm
We got problems that we've been
Cm
through (been through)
Dm
Cm
Gm
We got shit that we'll get through, uh
Cm
You think I'm rude to you
Gm
You think I am the worst
Cm
Because I ask when you suck my dick
Gm
You take out your Invisalign first
Cm
Come on
Dm
Five years, five years Still
Verse 3
Gm
you, still me, still here
Cm
Dm
Five years, five years, baby
Gm
Five years, five years
Dm
Cm
We order Chinese, I'm eating my
Verse 4
Gm
dumplings
You reach over and you take
Cm
my dumpling
You don't even say,
Gm
"Do you mind?" or nothing
Why would you assume that
Cm
you're entitled to a dumpling?
Dm
Gm
So I look at you, you look back at me, like,
Dm
"What the fuck did I do?"
Cm
Dm
If you really wanted some dim sum, then
Gm
You really should've gotten some
Cm
when we put in the order
Gm
You say, "You're a psycho and
Cm
I-I don't don't wanna fight
Dm
So, let's just drop this,
Gm
it's not a big deal"
"Okay, but for the record
Cm
You owe me a dumpling,
Gm
I mean it, I won't forget
Cm
Gm
Bb
You owe me a dumpling
Verse 5
or a dumpling equivalent"
Cm
Dm
Five years, five years
Gm
Still you, still me, still here
Cm
Bb
Dm
Five years, five years, baby
Gm
Cm
Five years, five years
Verse 6
Gm
We found a spider in the house
You freaked and you jumped
Cm
up onto the couch
Bb
Gm
Since I was close and able
I jumped up on the coffee table
Cm
You said, "You should kill that"
Gm
I said, "Um, no, fuck that"
Cm
Gm
You said, "Come on, be a man"
Bb
What?
Gm
Cm
You're a total anti-sexist,
Bb
Cm
Gm
a patriarchy fighter
Cm
Bb
But your whole worldview collapses
Cm
Gm
The moment there's a spider, cool
Cm
Dm
I get it, this is the real you
Gm
Dm
It's a pleasure, nice to meet you
Cm
Shit like this brings the
Dm
movement down
Gm
Everyone's a feminist
Verse 7
until there is a spider around
Cm
Dm
Five years, five years
Gm
Still you, still me, still here
Cm
Bb
Dm
Five years, five years, baby
Gm
Five years, five years
Verse 8
Cm
Dm
How come every time I need to
Gm
take a poo in the bathroom
You out of the blue need to
Cm
use the bathroom?
Dm
Just use the guest room bathroom
Gm
That's why we got
Cm
two bathrooms
Dm
Just use the guest room bathroom
Gm
That's why we got two bathrooms
Cm
Dm
Gm
And you know
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