Tonalité : B minor
Verse 1
F#m
Hey baby, uh, it's me
Um, our anniversary's comin' up, it's
a pretty big one
Bm
And, um, I wrote a song for you
F#m
So I'm just leaving you this
voicemail because, um
Bm
F#m
I want the song to begin
with this voicemail
Bm
Like, I want the voicemail to play
at the beginning of it
F#m
So, if you could just download this
Bm
voicemail when you get it
F#m
And then text it to me
Um, you might need to, like, download
Bm
F#m
another app to download the
I don't know if you can rip your
Bm
voicemail right off your phone
You might need to, like
F#m
Just Google it,
Bm
don't call me and ask me
'Cause I know,
A
I know what you're gonna do
You're gonna,
F#m
you're gonna get this
And you're gonna think you just
A
can't do it
Bm
And you're gonna call me,
but then I'm just gonna Google it
F#m
So, just you Google it, you're an
adult, you can figure it out
Bm
F#m
Um, so just, figure it out and text
me the voicemail
Um, immediately, if you wouldn't mind
Bm
Like, right when you get this
F#m
Bm
Thank you, um, I love you, bye
A
F#m
You're my be st friend, I
Verse 2
Bm
love you (love you)
C#m
F#m
You know me and I know
Bm
you (know you)
C#m
F#m
We got prob lems that we've been
Bm
through (been through)
C#m
Bm
F#m
We got shit that we'll get through, uh
Bm
You think I'm rude to you
F#m
You think I am the worst
Bm
Because I ask when you suck my dick
F#m
You take out your Invisalign first
Bm
Come on
C#m
Five years, five years Still
Verse 3
F#m
you, still me, still here
Bm
C#m
Five years, five years, baby
F#m
Five years, five years
C#m
Bm
We order Chinese, I'm eating my
Verse 4
F#m
dumplings
You reach over and you take
Bm
my dumpling
You don't even say,
F#m
"Do you mind?" or nothing
Why would you assume that
Bm
you're entitled to a dumpling?
C#m
F#m
So I look at you, you look back at me, like,
C#m
"What the fuck did I do?"
Bm
C#m
If you really wanted some dim sum, then
F#m
You really should've gotten some
Bm
when we put in the order
F#m
You say, "You're a psycho and
Bm
I-I don't don't wanna fight
C#m
So, let's just drop this,
F#m
it's not a big deal"
"Okay, but for the record
Bm
You owe me a dumpling,
F#m
I mean it, I won't forget
Bm
F#m
A
You owe me a dumpling
Verse 5
or a dumpling equivalent"
Bm
C#m
Five years, five years
F#m
Still you, still me, still here
Bm
A
C#m
Five years, five years, baby
F#m
Bm
Five years, five years
Verse 6
F#m
We found a spider in the house
You freaked and you jumped
Bm
up onto the couch
A
F#m
Since I was close and able
I jumped up on the coffee table
Bm
You said, "You should kill that"
F#m
I said, "Um, no, fuck that"
Bm
F#m
You said, "Come on, be a man"
A
What?
F#m
Bm
You're a total anti-sexist,
A
Bm
F#m
a patriarchy fighter
Bm
A
But your whole worldview collapses
Bm
F#m
The moment there's a spider, cool
Bm
C#m
I get it, this is the real you
F#m
C#m
It's a pleasure, nice to meet you
Bm
Shit like this brings the
C#m
movement down
F#m
Everyone's a feminist
Verse 7
until there is a spider around
Bm
C#m
Five years, five years
F#m
Still you, still me, still here
Bm
A
C#m
Five years, five years, baby
F#m
Five years, five years
Verse 8
Bm
C#m
How come every time I need to
F#m
take a poo in the bathroom
You out of the blue need to
Bm
use the bathroom?
C#m
Just use the guest room bathroom
F#m
That's why we got
Bm
two bathrooms
C#m
Just use the guest room bathroom
F#m
That's why we got two bathrooms
Bm
C#m
F#m
And you know
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